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Lyrics
Ode To The Boys
(to the tune of My Old Man's A Dustman)
By LittleSharon
THis name is Jonny Wilkinson
He wears a magic hat
And when he saw the World Cup
He said were avin that
He kicks goals with his left foot
He kicks them with his right
And when he spied the Aussies
He said theyre not too bright.
Oh, his name is Martin Johnson
Some say he is a thug
But when he captains England
Id give him a big hug
He grabs em with his right hand
He clouts em with his left
And when he saw New Zealand lose
He knew they were bereft
His name is Jason Leonard
He should get a Knighthood
Hes bl**dy good at rugby
And can carve a lump of wood
He plays at tight and loose-head
Youll see him on the wing
And when he comes back to the Stoop
Boy, were gonna sing.
His name is Willy Greenwood
Shaggy to you and me
And when he watches footie
He cheers on Man City
Hes good at mathematics
Youve seen him count to two
He scores against the Aussies
They are a pile of p**h
His name is Jonny Wilkinson
He wears his magic socks
His kicking is much better
Than the Paddies, Taffs or Jocks
He kicks the ball with both boots
It flies right through the posts
And nicks the Rugby World Cup
Off the moaning Aussie hosts
His name is Jason Robinson
Hes known as Billy Whizz
He sprints off down the rugby pitch
He really is the biz
They say we cant score tries
But they talk out of their a*se
Cos when he gets the ball in space
Theyll see hes really fast
His name is Matty Dawson
The mean call him wing nut
He never ceases talking
Oppo wish he would shut up
He is the first-choice scrum-half
He wears the Number Nine
And now weve won the World Cup
You can hear the Aussies whine
His name is Stevie Thompson
He cant throw the ball straight
But it doesnt really matter
As our second row is great
He throws into the line-out
To hit the men who jump
And we have beat the Aussies
And now they have the hump
His name is Jonny Wilkinson
He wears his magic shorts
He plays at 10 for England
Just look how hard he fought
They got past Georgia, Wales and France
Uruguay and the Boks
They wanted that gold trophy
And thats just what they got
His name, it is Ben Cohen
And Sharon thinks hes great
He models Sloggi undies
And makes the ladies faint
Just like his Uncle George now
He has won a World Cup
The Aussies thought they had it
But they just cocked it up.
His name, it is Phil Vickery
He lives down on his farm
And he goes off to work there
With a sheep under each arm
Hes always down there in the scrum
Hes been around some years
So now he wears a scrum cap
To save his poor torn ears
His name is Lol Dallaglio
He has a foreign name
And when hes back in Wasps kit
It really is a shame
He cried during the anthem
But he came smiling through
And we have beat the Aussies
Now they are crying too
Oh, Jonnys on the telly
He gives an interview
He says we are the champions
We won for me and you
They said is that all youve got?
He said it bl**dy is
He scored the winning drop goal
The try was Billy Whizz
His name is Danny Luger
He is our sixteenth man
But we know that in Emma
Hell always have a fan
He played for 30 seconds
Which caused a great big fuss
And no surprise, those Aussies,
They had a go at us
His name is Big Ben Kay
He fumbled Dawsons pass
He nearly dropped his medal
It could have been a farce
But England triumphed on the night
The crowd they all went mad
So Ben Kay is a lucky man
He escaped the Pizza ad
His name it is Josh Lewsey
He hit Mat Rogers hard
When England triumphed back in June
In the Aussies own back yard
Mat used to go out surfing
But now he cant lie flat
But we have little sympathy
Hes a whinging Aussie back
His name is Jonny Wilkinson
He wears his magic shirt
His kick, it won the World Cup
For Aussies it must hurt
They said they didnt like us
They taunted us with jokes
Now we cant hear them laughing
Cos our win has made them choke
His name is Richard Hill
He hasnt played that much
But while hes been out injured
He hasnt lost his touch
He came on in the semis
To help us thrash the French
And sent them back off home to France
With their garlic stench
His name is Michael Tindall
He tackles just for fun
He stops the oppo players
On their attacking runs
With Mike Catt pushing for a place
Hes had to learn to kick
Hes much better than Campo
Whos a cheating Aussie twit
His name it is Neil Back
Hes one of Clives Dads Army
The Aussies say theyre past it
Their taunts are just quite barmy
They dont know what theyre on about
They really are quite lame
We beat them in the World Cup
Oh, what a bl**dy shame!
(Optional)
His name is Harry Windsor
He wears Jonnys old shirt
We saw him in the changing rooms
He really is a flirt
Its not that I am jealous (much)
Id like to be there too
And if I got just half a chance
I know what I would do
His name, it is Clive Woodward
He is the winning coach
The Aussie press belittled
His so-called dull approach
They tried to wind him up
But Jonny kept on scoring
Shut up you whinging Aussie twits
Thats not what we call boring!
Oh, his name is Jonny Wilkinson
He wears his magic pants
And when he kicks the drop goals
The Aussies scream and rant
He scores em with his left foot
He scores em with his right
And now weve beat the Aussies
Cos theyre . . . . not very good really!
Other version: My Old Man's A Geezer
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This is copyright of the lyricist/songwriter and is only used here to aid our singing and to reduce the use of the phrases: "La-la-la", "Dum-ti-dum" and "Errr, hang on a minute, I'll remember in a minute".
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