(Tune: The Wild Rover)

I've been a wild Geezer for many a year
And I've spent all me money on rugby and beer.
I went home to my wife to tell her what I'd done,
She showed me the door and said "On your way son".

*Chorus*
And it's no, nay, never (right up your trews!)
No, nay, never, no more,
Will I play the wild Geezer,
No, never, no more.

I went to The Stoop for to get on a coach,
A pint from old Crabbers was all I could coax.
I said to Will Warner, "Coach fare I have nay",
He said "Don't worry young Geezer, there's more than one way to pay!".

*Chorus*
And it's no, nay, never (right up your trews!)
No, nay, never, no more,
Will I play the wild Geezer,
No, never, no more.

Oh I've been to the Gardens, Kingsholm and The Rec,
And been to the Roads - Loftus, Welford and Vic'
I've been pissed at em all, and one thing that I hope,
Is to get home in one piece safely back at The Stoop."

*Chorus*
And it's no, nay, never (right up your trews!)
No, nay, never, no more,
Will I play the wild Geezer,
No, never, no more.

I've seen Terry and BaldRick collapsed in a heap,
And when we've played badly I've seen Binky weep,
I've seen Chucky stagger and slur his words too,
And Melvin tell jokes both funny and blue."

*Chorus*
And it's no, nay, never (right up your trews!)
No, nay, never, no more,
Will I play the wild Geezer,
No, never, no more.

So all you young Geezers pay heed what I've done'
And if you don't like it go home to your Mum,
And while you're home sewing and using fine pins,
I'll be down at The Stoop shouting hard for the Quins

*Chorus*
And it's no, nay, never (right up your trews!)
No, nay, never, no more,
Will I play the wild Geezer,
No, never, no more.