Diamond Geezer Title


Captain Morgan

(Tune: Captain Scarlet)

Captain Morgan indestructable

Alternative: Captain Morgan is-a-type-of-rum

For you young whippersnappers who don't remember Captain Scarlet here's the original theme tune:

But Remember: Captain Morgan is indestructable. You are not. Remember this, do not try to imitate him.

Captain Morgan

The Evil Captain

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If you think these lyrics are incorrect or if you have alternative lyrics (preferably funny and Quins related ones) drop me a line

This is copyright of the lyricist/songwriter and is only used here to aid our singing and to reduce the use of the phrases: "La-la-la", "Dum-ti-dum" and "Errr, hang on a minute, I'll remember in a minute".