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Bestiality's Best

CHORUS: Bestiality's best boys, bestiality's best.
Shag a wallaby!
Bestiality's best boys, bestiality's best.
Shag a wallaby!

Blow your rocks in an ox boys, blow your rocks in an ox.
Shag a wallaby!
Blow your rocks in an ox boys, blow your rocks in an ox.
Shag a wallaby!

In the spunk of a skunk boys, in the spunk of a skunk.
Shag a wallaby!
In the spunk of a skunk boys, in the spunk of a skunk.
Shag a wallaby!

In the rear of a deer boys, in the rear of a deer.
Shag a wallaby!
In the rear of a deer boys, in the rear of a deer.
Shag a wallaby!

Lick the twat of a cat boys, lick the twat of a cat.
Shag a wallaby!
Lick the twat of a cat boys, lick the twat of a cat.
Shag a wallaby!

In the hole of a vole boys, in the hole of a vole.
Shag a wallaby!
In the hole of a vole boys, in the hole of a vole.
Shag a wallaby!

Have a fuck with a duck boys, have a fuck with a duck.
Shag a wallaby!
Have a fuck with a duck boys, have a fuck with a duck.
Shag a wallaby!

Shoot your load in a toad boys, shoot your load in a toad.
Shag a wallaby!
Shoot your load in a toad boys, shoot your load in a toad.
Shag a wallaby!

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