A woman walks into a top floor pub and sees a really good-looking bloke sitting at the bar. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. He says, "Magic Bitter."
After realising that there is no one else worth talking to, she goes back to the man sitting at the bar.
She is amazed.
She says that she wants a Magic Bitter. So the bloke says to the bartender, "Give her a pint of what I'm having."
She gets her pint, takes a gulp, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body and dies.
The bartender looks up at the bloke and says, "Superman, you're such a tosser when you're pissed."
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