We'd like to know a little bit about the way you play.
We'd like to see you jink and stride and run.
Look around you. All you see is wonder in our eyes
Stroll around the ground until you feel at home

And here's to you, Jason Robinson
We all love you more than you will know (Wo wo wo).
Clive pick you, please, Jason Robinson,
Twickers holds a place for you today (Hey hey hey, hey hey hey).

Place the ball between the posts where converting is a breeze.
Overtake your marker, run like hell.
Billy Whizz they call him, he really scores those tries with ease
When he goes across the line he gives a grin as well,

Coo coo ca-choo, Jason Robinson,
We all love you more than you will know (Wo wo wo).
Clive pick you, please, Jason Robinson,
Twickers holds a place for you today (Hey hey hey, hey hey hey).

Standing on the back line on a Sat'day afternoon,
Taking in the ball and shouting "Mark!",
Chip and chase and jink and run, which way to go - you choose,
Every way you look at it they lose.

Where have you gone, Jason Robinson?
League fans turn their saddened eyes to you (Ooo ooo ooo).

What's that you say, Jason Robinson?
"League? It's Union now, I'm here to stay. (Hey hey hey, hey hey hey).