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His Name Was Luger
(To the tune of Copacabana)

By Steevo©

"His name was Luger, he was a winger.
With the wind in his hair and shorts cut up to there
He would shimmy and run like lightning
And while he tried to be "it all", Shaggy always held the ball
Across a crowded pitch, they worked for 80 minutes
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?

At the Stoop (STOOP!), Twickers-Twickenham
The hottest spot south of Loftus Road
At the Stoop (STOOP!), Twickers-Twickenham
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the Stoop.... they tried to win

(Stoop Twickers-Twickenham)

His name was Shaggy, he wore a scrum cap
He was standing on the pitch, he saw Luger runnin' there
Dynamite was open, waitin' for that golden pass
But Shaggy held the ball a bit too long, for Dan the opportunity was gone
And then the punches flew and teeth were smashed, quite a few
There was blood and a single red card
But just who punched who?

At the Stoop (Stoop!), Twickers-Twickenham
The hottest spot south of Loftus Road
At the Stoop (Stoop!), Twickers-Twickenham
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the Stoop.... they lost the game

(Stoop. . Twickers-Twickenham)
(Stoop Twickers-Twickenham) (Twickers-Twickenham, ahh ahh ahh ahh)
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh Stoop Twickers-Twickenham)
(Talking rugby have a Pride)
(Music and passion... always the fash--shun)

His name is Luger, he was a winger
But that was 30 years ago, when the game used to be a show
Now it's a new game, but not for Luger
Still in the shorts he used to wear, wind no longer in his hair
He stands there so refined, and stares into space like he's half-blind
He lost his pace and he lost his style
Now the team's lost the league by a country mile.......

At the Stoop (Stoop!), Twickers-Twickenham
The hottest spot south of Loftus Road
At the Stoop (Stoop!), Twickers-Twickenham
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the Stoop.... Give Dan the ball

(Stoop) Give Dan the ball
Twickers-Twickenham
Twickers-Twickenham

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Last Updated 20/1/02

 


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