It has come to the attention of the 57 Old Geezers that the Diamond Geezer has changed and evolved over the 2001/2002 season, It started with just males being betrewsed (and one being beshorted), then came the Diamond Geezerette - betrewsed, becaped or beskirted members of the fairer sex. Then as always happens in such a situation the Diamond Nipper was born - youthful types with a glint of hope in their eyes. Then wigs, horned helmets, hats, caps, Geezer flags all were developed.

In recent weeks other new forms have evolved, firstly the Diamond Gent - a strange chimeric figure where trews are worn with blazer and club tie:

Finally through risking his own life Binky has discovered that the wearing of the trews goes right to the top. Here we see HRH Prince Charles sporting a fine pair of Saville Row produced trews.

There is rumour that Queen Elizabeth will be wearing a Geezerette gown for her jubilee celebrations, but as Midge always says you shouldn't listen to Rumours or any other Fleetwood Mac album!