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A Geezer's Lament
by Fletch

I am a Geezer, life can be swell
Get pissed in the east stand
The wife gives me hell

There was a time when life was so rich
No diamond patterned trousers
In fact it was a bitch

Now a glugging geezer
Old faithful is a ditch
I park my van at many grounds
But there is one slight hitch

I made a vow, not so long ago
Solemn, true and proud
I prayed to God, became a monk
I preached to the West Stand crowd

"Celibate for three years ,if we beat those tigers vowed"
It's something that I'm stuck with
Why did I say it loud?

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