Have you ever noticed the similarity between a pile of poo and Steve Lander?
One is unpleasant, seems to serve little purpose other than to disgust and we all hate to see it on the pristine turf of The Stoop, the other is a faecal matter.

Steve Lander	Pile of poo

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Have you ever noticed the similarity between a Winston Churchill and Steve Lander?
One is a man with almost complete power, who was always the centre of attention and who is famous for his two fingered gestures, and the other was the Prime Minister during WWII.

Steve Lander	Winston Churchill